drunkroosters:

awkward-lee:

ryan the dodging guy

Gus is unfazed

(Source: raydayton, via mlp-michaelvincentjones)

human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

(via mlp-michaelvincentjones)

flame2ashes:

I like Geoff’s evolution in RTAA videos

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stonedbabygirl:

current goals so i put them on my wall

stonedbabygirl:

current goals so i put them on my wall

(via percussiveadventure)

chipzavattoni:

neptune refuses to admit his hair is dyed.

"but neptune people can’t have blue hair" "my best friend has a tail fuck off"

(Source: neptxnes, via mlp-michaelvincentjones)

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

(via percussiveadventure)

roosterbite:

best behaviour || a team crazy mad fanmix || {listen} 

Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Lorde || Jungle - Jaime N Commons and X Ambassadors || How You Like Me Now? - The Heavy || Help, I’m Alive - Metric || Heaven Knows - The Pretty Reckless || Monster - Imagine Dragons || The Devil Takes Care of His Own - Band of Skulls || Kill Of The Night - Gin Wigmore || Glory and Gore - Lorde || The Devil Within - Digital Daggers || Kill My Boyfriend - Natalia Kills 

roosterbite:

best behaviour || a team crazy mad fanmix || {listen

Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Lorde || Jungle - Jaime N Commons and X Ambassadors || How You Like Me Now? - The Heavy || Help, I’m Alive - Metric || Heaven Knows - The Pretty Reckless || Monster - Imagine Dragons || The Devil Takes Care of His Own - Band of Skulls || Kill Of The Night - Gin Wigmore || Glory and Gore - Lorde || The Devil Within - Digital Daggers || Kill My Boyfriend - Natalia Kills 

shotafrost:

I love video games because you’re always on an important quest that is very time limited but you can dick around places for as long as you want like yeah sure my sister has been kidnapped but I need to spend three hours exploring this dungeon to make sure I don’t miss any treasure

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bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

(Source: charmedbyred, via thetardismoose)

“Sometimes I’ll force quit a program that isn’t even frozen just to let it know not to fuck with me.”

first result in: 46% yes vote, 89% turn out. its interesting…

svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

(via ahwho)

goodknight2sday:

10$ commission!

goodknight2sday:

10$ commission!

(via achievementt-teeth)

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

(via avengersonna)

“I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that.”

Charles Bukowski (via ephe)

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