A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

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i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am


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I have no idea what the fuck im doing but im doing it alone and far away from home and its not going to plan but its still pretty damn awesome!! Fuck yeah, travelling!!




Well it’s not what I was looking for but you have my attention.


quite possibly the most beautiful paragraph i have ever read

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goodbye york! see you in 2 weeks!

Barbara + Meg.

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it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

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"Scientists are always fine."

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I finally finished this! Wanted to finish this before the new episode came out but…eh. Last artwork for a while since it’s my finals! Unless I finish reviewing early, I won’t be posting any artworks ;u; And a less angsty approach to this heartbreaking scene!

*edit: I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE IMMEDIATE DEATH THAT COMES UPON TAKING A PHOTO OF KHOSHEKH. UH. Well, maybe it’s an exception when he’s asleep? Ha haha OTL

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I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”


Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

thank you science side of tumblr <3

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything.

That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide.

That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.


It IS safe to say though that drinking/eating too many acidic foods CAN damage some things such as the esophagus or teeth - but it does require QUITE a lot of acid.


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Coldplay 50th Max Session from my recently update portfolio ~ shot for Max Music TV

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VS Episode #76: Gavin vs. Ryan

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cease speaking or I will cease your speaking for you!


cease speaking or I will cease your speaking for you!

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