deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS
TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE
GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS

TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE

GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via thetardismoose)

cantankerouskaputnik:

The final stand off!
Not pictured in the doodle - Ray’s fucked up cobblestone stack (seriously, what went wrong there?? i demand a grab bag episode about it)

cantankerouskaputnik:

The final stand off!

Not pictured in the doodle - Ray’s fucked up cobblestone stack (seriously, what went wrong there?? i demand a grab bag episode about it)

(via adamandjoel)

preciousorgel:

guess what i finally started

preciousorgel:

guess what i finally started

(via night-vale-community)

bl-ossomed:

prostituting:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:


The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid

people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it

Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that
Just look at that incredible fucking view

amazing

bl-ossomed:

prostituting:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid

people, you may never see an image like this again… so yeah, reblog it

Ya well I can’t blame them for climbing that

Just look at that incredible fucking view

amazing

(Source: frommadon, via novaspolitan)

2dmirage:

True story.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

(via cause-of-death-milesluna)

princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

(via cause-of-death-milesluna)

“So if you hear a lot of thunder, or me being dragged into hell, you’ll know why.”

Daniel Hardcastle (via nerdcubedoutofcontext)

fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

(via blackelement7)

rockafellerrrr:

guess who’s back back back
back again ‘gain ‘gain

rockafellerrrr:

guess who’s back back back

back again ‘gain ‘gain

(via ryanismyfave)

http://feministroosterteeth.tumblr.com/post/98751480966/s-k-apegoat-my-city-is-in-chaos-this-is-whats


s-k-apegoat:

My city is in chaos.
This is what’s happening to Hong Kong right this minute.


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It is difficult for me to put into words, but simply put, University students started a class boycott movement demanding democracy and universal suffrage from the Hong Kong and Chinese…

gaelickitsune:

I had an assignment in Character Development to take a famous ‘character’ from popular media and reimagine them for animation. So naturally, I took the instructions a bit liberally and made Geoff Ramsey. He’s super fun to draw this way, too. I’d pay money to have an Achievement Hunter animated series. 

gaelickitsune:

I had an assignment in Character Development to take a famous ‘character’ from popular media and reimagine them for animation. 
So naturally, I took the instructions a bit liberally and made Geoff Ramsey. He’s super fun to draw this way, too. I’d pay money to have an Achievement Hunter animated series. 

(via pattillos)

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

(via cinderfell)

synnesai:

- ᴡᴇᴛ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛ [x] +

synnesai:

- ᴡᴇᴛ ᴘᴀɪɴᴛ [x] +

(via ozpinn)

radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

(via raytuxedomasknarvaez)